The first thing to know about Nick Saban is that he is small. Very small. Hobbits find him to be rather short. The reason is simple, the manufacturer of Nick Saban was building him off a model of Napoleon thinking that he would make the perfect football coach. Regretully, the manufacturer forgot to give him the ability to feel any HU-MAN emotion but rage at not conforming to his "system." People outside the football program are not safe from his wrath.
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