Turfman's, or Turfman Industries, is the maker of several fine products heartily endorsed by Howard Schnellenberger.
Products and Services[]
Turfman produces the following necessities for the discriminating gentleman:
- Leisure Scotch for Gentlemen
- Sanitary Rubberized Personal Windsocks
- Combination Pomade and Edible Fiber Spread for Tense Cowpokes
- Aerosol Scotch
- All-in-One Flare Gun and Dentifrice Dispenser
- Constitutional Suppositories for Vim and Vigor
- DUI-proof Vodka
- Troll Food and Dermatological Abrasive
- Iron Fortified Rust Flakes for the Iron Gentleman
- Universal Dust of Pesticidal Nature and All-Natural Laxative for Husky Males
- Long Term Life Insurance and Live Fowl of the Month Club
- Adobo Paste and Revitalizing Corporeal Skin Creme
- Oregon Heifer Feet Jerky Heel Lifts
- Naval Jelly Spread, Moisturizer and Nutrition Spread
- Rat Hammer
- Onesies for Men
- Edible Rosemary Suspenders
- Wood Soap and Suntan Lotion
- Blinding Powder and Seasoning for Various Street Fowl
- Turkey Fryer and Infant Jacuzzi